Hey! All you lame-o’s who still haven’t shoveled the sidewalks in front of your homes, even though you’ve had a WEEK since the last snowfall to do it. Guess what? Now, thanks to your laziness, the snow is all packed down, frozen, thawed and refrozen into a nice sheet of ice. On behalf of all of us who walk everywhere, I want to say thanks. Thanks, SO much.
Do us all a favor tomorrow, when the sun is out and the temperature is well above freezing–get your collective lazy butt outside and shovel the slush off the damn sidewalk already!
Let me spell it out in terms that you might understand better: L-A-W-S-U-I-T.
Sheeze.
(And this just one day after singing the praises of the kindness of strangers.)
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