Did anyone else happen to catch the Nick and Jessica’s Family Christmas special on ABC last night??? This was a colossally bad hour of television. Cheesy set, obviously canned laughter, hooting and applause, some of the worst acting ever, and dubbed musical number that made my skin crawl! I think it’s physically impossible for Jessica Simpson to just stand there and sing a song. She gyrates around more than Elvis Presley. Her mouth alone (it’s humongous!!) was jumping all around on her face. It was bizarre! And for a “family” holiday special, there sure was plenty of sexual innuendo under the tree.
I was laughing so hard I had to stop eating my dinner for fear that turkey soup would come out my nose.