The CatVac 2005!
Remember that episode of Gilligan’s Island where Gilligan was able to receive radio signals through his head? (Something to do with a filling in his mouth, if I recall.) The way that Maisy will stand perfectly still, pointed in strange directions, I’d swear that she’s listening to strange signals from around the globe.
And why wear just one cone, when two would be twice as nice? As you can see here, Maisy’s craftiness earned her a second cone. The night before her last vet visit, she’d learned how to contort herself in such a way as to get around the cone. And just like real life, as a reward for perseverance and ingenuity, the powers that be (me and the vet) have made her life a more challenging misery. At least until Friday.