Yet Another Reason Why I Quit Watching the Cubs This Season

Karen sent me an email that sums it up very well:

Game tied, top of the 9th. What would you do if you were (relief pitcher) Carlos Marmol?

a) walk two batters
b) give up a double and let two runs score
c) hit a batter
d) all of the above

I think you know the answer.

Unfortunately, I do.